My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I think I am morally bankrupt
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
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