Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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