haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
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