Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
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And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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