Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
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Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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