whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Randomize
