She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
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imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
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Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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