What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
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