Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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