just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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