Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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