Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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