I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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