they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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