big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
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i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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