normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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