You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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