Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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