So how was he last night?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out