did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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