You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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