he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
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The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
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Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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