he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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