So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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