He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
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Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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