glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
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What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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