she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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