Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
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And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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