that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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