I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
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The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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