How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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