can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
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it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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