How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
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Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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