She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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