Pants 0. Shit 1.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
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how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
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I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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