i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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