Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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