I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
