i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
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Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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