I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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