Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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