North Korea, Best Korea!
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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