these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
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Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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