Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
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Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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