my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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