Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
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Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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