That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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