The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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