I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
no. you can't hotbox the world.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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