My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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