All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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