i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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